> It's a fact!.
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>Men Are Just Happier People!
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>What do you expect from such simple creatures?
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>Your last name stays put.
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>The garage is all yours.
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>Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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>Chocolate is just another snack.
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>You can be President.
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>You can never be pregnant.
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>You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
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>You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
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>Car mechanics tell you the truth.
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>The world is your urinal.
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>You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
>just too icky.
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>You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
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>Same work, more pay.
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>Wrinkles add character.
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>Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental - $100.
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>People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
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>The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
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>New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
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>One mood all the time.
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>Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
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>You know stuff about army tanks.
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>A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
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>You can open all your own jars.
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>You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness If someone
>forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
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>Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
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>Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
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>You almost never have strap problems in public.
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>You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
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>Everything on your face stays its original color.
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>The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
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>You only have to shave your face and neck.
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>You can play with toys all your life.
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>Your belly usually hides your big hips.
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>One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons.
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>You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
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>You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
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>You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
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>You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
>minutes.
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>No wonder men are happier !!!!